Tuesday, April 03, 2018

While I was other-ing

My armpits smell like heaven,
because heaven stinks too, in
The best and sexiest ways.

While I was other-ing, my old
Number was receiving calls,
And, I shall blame the seller's
Phone on how I don't know
Whether this is about a roof,
A car,
A cat (no, just waxing) or
Something else. Bad connection.

It's certainly not a therapist's voice.
Something we need.
Something you would think
With Healthcare Benefits...
that we would have used by now.

Ah, but I have learned that
Using them, free, paid or semi-paid
With one's direct labor,
(see, note, it doesn't matter)
Is a matter of personal character
And not provision.

SO, give it to everyone.