I'm not talking, as Mr. Swift did, of eating children in an ironic twist about (twist and shout) how starved were the Irish under British (English) oppression.
I don't know how bad it was there and then.
We need a police scanner at the place at which I "work," for apparently, 30 minutes before I got too bored and too vegetable hungry and left mi oficina, some kids with guns were a block away from me getting ready for a standoff that is still going on six hours later.
And folks (braver than I, I suppose) ask me why I don't live in Northeast.
Sorry I can't give you either links or my photos; KCTV 5 is doing it on T.V. and not the Internet(s), and, as I said, I am not anywhere near there.
Oblivious and/or "lucky."
Try and find "standoff at James Elementary School."
I heard the city was installing "Safe School" signs near there tomorrow afternoon.
If my paper publishes that, you'll know I was being ironic and/or hopeful.
Wait, I change my mind: we all really should eat our children.