This is really more of a Twitter thing, but I am not bird-like in that area of life yet, so, I shall merely report that I almost lost an eye just now.
Bowl, day-old pastry, plastic fork >>
Flying plastic and crumbs.
No injury. Thanks, random physics!
If any cats had been watching, they would have laughed at me.
Can't even have a normal "coffee break," apparently …
Curb Girl: what an urban-based accidental journalist accidentally thinks when she's falling face-first on figurative pavement
3 comments:
ahh, the old plastic fork in the eye trick!
fork PRONGS!
two of them …
This is the leading cause of Pirates.... way ahead of bad parenting.
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