Mr. America … I mean, "Mr. Cat" (what a stupid name). He used to be Milo, apparently. Can you believe he is only 4 pounds overweight? That's what his last vet report reports. I suppose, if anyone cared to do the math, that 4 to 17 is a ratio somewhat like 60 to 225.
The birds that did not react to tiny, heavy-footed Katrina freak out when "giant racoon-shaped silent beast" slinks by.
He's scared of everything. Has not really eaten in a day. Seems to be adjusting. His shape is due to having lived in a nursing home for several years. Three nursing homes, in fact. His bed-fellow (woman) died two months ago. He is easily agitated and growls and hisses, but he is too lazy or nice to do much about it. I don't push it.
He is living with us because of a 9-month-old poodle and the Internet.