It's like making a wish: put your ailments on Facebook, and get the president to crack down on FDA slackness.
This article is a bit feel-good for my taste, and the ending prompts me to say, "Hey, you smoke, too, Mr. President!", but it is disturbing that food-borne illnesses have tripled in a decade, and the last time I heard "downer cow," I was reading The Jungle.
It was painful and rather spectral. Oddly enough, it greatly improved my complexion.