Monday, April 06, 2009

they

— leave exploded coffee in the microwave, so that when you open the door, it spills out (yeah, i cleaned it up) …

— drop dozens of paper towels on the floor in the bathroom and think nothing of it (yeah, i frequently pick those up, too) …

— have no idea how to use a divided trash can with clearly-marked "cans only," "plastic only," "trash only" holes (no way am i going to start that losing battle) …

— will back into your car, leave a significant dent and feet of scratches to show they kept on keeping on, etc. without claiming responsibility (in a parking garage that is mostly EMPTY space) … (o.k., so maybe it wasn't "they" who did this one … we'll never know, though physics seems to indicate it might have been some other evil entity in Westport … do i really have the kind of patience, energy, connections to ask for surveillance tapes?  when will Big Brother work FOR me?)

1 comment:

m.v. said...

Microwave at my workplace has life inside of it.