Well, that's good! … I've been there 7 weeks, and I hear that voluntary layoff time is just around the corner — maybe Thursday, before I get my free ice cream at Employee Appreciation Day (May 12).
That would suit me just fine, incidentally.
For now, my suitable co-workers and I shall be "enjoying" "Cinco de Mayo" together by eating food that we signed up to bring in and scarf down between quota-making document-stamping exercises.
Extra points to those who can find the grammatical (punctuation) error in the director of personnel security's paragraph.
It goes along well with the computer-printed sign that's been perplexing me all along that tells clerks that certain shelves (called The Wall) contain boxes of #2 and #4 filing supplies: